Post by musikitamanga on Nov 26, 2005 19:03:52 GMT
The other night this man was invited out for a night with "the boys". he
told his wife that he would be home by midnight ..promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy.
At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, he headed for home. Just
as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up
and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, he realized she'd probably wake up, so he cuckooed
another 9 times. he was really proud of himself, having a
quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible
conflict.
The next morning his wife asked him what time he got in, and he told
her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! He got
away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked
her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said "oh poo," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then farted."
told his wife that he would be home by midnight ..promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy.
At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, he headed for home. Just
as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up
and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, he realized she'd probably wake up, so he cuckooed
another 9 times. he was really proud of himself, having a
quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible
conflict.
The next morning his wife asked him what time he got in, and he told
her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! He got
away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked
her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said "oh poo," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then farted."
;D
