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Post by ambrazayn on Dec 23, 2005 17:43:11 GMT
Right then everyone. Me and Rose created a story based on Harry Potter. It was called FATTY POTTER! Every week i will post a chapter or half a chapter depending on how long it is. This chapter is basically an introductionary chapter so it's quite boring please read and review  . Dont worry the story does get better! |
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ambrazayn
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Harry and Ginny. Its Fate....
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Post by ambrazayn on Dec 23, 2005 17:46:24 GMT
Fatty Potter and the Loss-of-a-Stone
The Boy Who Lived to Eat Another day!
Disclaimer: This story and the characters in it belong to J.K.Rowling. The idea for this fanfiction story belongs to moi and my mate Rose.
Mr and Mrs Thinsley of four privet Drive were perfectly normal and a good healthy weight. They were the last people you would think to be involved in anything strange or chocked full of calories, they just didn’t hold with such nonsense or gluttony.
Mr Thinsley made exercise drills at a firm called Grunnings. He was a tall man with lots of muscles. He had a large handle bar moustache. His wife was very slim but not underweight. She had blonde hair and an abnormally large neck, which she used to look into other peoples kitchens to see what fatty foods they were stocking up on.
They had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret. They would raid the fridge if someone found out about the… Potters! Mrs Potter was Mrs Thinsley’s sister, but they hadn’t met in several years; in fact, Mrs Thinsley pretended she didn’t have a sister, because her sister and her calorie munching husband were as unthinsleyish as you could get. The Thinsley’s knew the Potters had a son too. That was another reason for not meeting up with them; they didn’t want Dudley turning out like that!
When they woke up on Tuesday morning they had no idea what was about to happen! When Mr Thinsley got in his car he noticed a chubby cream cake reading a map. He looked back and saw the cream cake just lying there. He blinked and went on driving. When he got to work he saw 10 obese people just standing around talking. Mr Thinsley walked past them but stopped when heard what they were saying.
“The Potters, that’s right, that what I heard”
“Yes their son, Fatty”
Mr Thinsley stopped dead. Fear flooded him instead of going back to work he rushed home. Mrs Thinsley smiled when she saw him. “I’ll just go put the kettle on” she said. Mr Thinsley sat down and switched the news on,
“And finally bird watchers everywhere say very big owls have been seen flying about the place. They say its very worrying seeing so many owls out in daylight and the fact that they were obese! So Jim goner be a shower of fat owls tonight?
“Well Ted, It’s not only the owls that have been acting strangely. Down South there’s been reports of flying chocolate cakes. The Whole Worlds gone MAD!”
Mr Thinsley switched the news off. Mrs Thinsley came into the room carrying two cups of tea. Mr Thinsley decided that he had to say something,
“Err Petunia dear have you heard from your sister lately?”
Mrs Thinsley looked shocked and angry,
“No” she said sharply, “why?”
“Well you know there’s been a lot of fat people around, flying chocolate cakes and cream cakes reading maps”
Mrs Thinsley sipped her tea through pursed lips,
“This has nothing to do with my sister and ‘her kind’ alright”
“Their son would be around Dudley’s age now wouldn’t he”
“I suppose, probably going to take after his father, Plumpy”
Mr Thinsley’s heart sank horribly. He and his wife made their way to bed not knowing that a cream cake was stirring outside as the air in privet drive shifted slightly…
Please Read and Review
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Post by ambrazayn on Dec 23, 2005 18:52:11 GMT
This is Katie, Sophies sister. I loved Fatty Potter I think its really funny.  |
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Post by ~phoenix~song~ on Dec 23, 2005 20:24:32 GMT
hiya Katie - maybe you should join my forum and have your own account lol.
But yer i love Fatty Potter
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ambrazayn
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Post by ambrazayn on Dec 24, 2005 11:59:58 GMT
Egad, she used my account
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Post by ambrazayn on Dec 24, 2005 12:00:25 GMT
There will be punishments
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ambrazayn
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Post by ambrazayn on Dec 24, 2005 12:00:47 GMT
Just joking
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ambrazayn
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Harry and Ginny. Its Fate....
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Post by ambrazayn on Dec 24, 2005 12:01:03 GMT
honest
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Post by musikitamanga on Dec 30, 2005 14:47:49 GMT
urrrm it's good but kind of weird. No offense guys. (Hides under a stone away from prying eyes)
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Post by AB on Dec 30, 2005 18:09:11 GMT
It's really good!
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ambrazayn
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Post by ambrazayn on Dec 31, 2005 10:15:40 GMT
thank you AB! just one more person and the next installment of hp will be out
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Post by AB on Dec 31, 2005 14:13:14 GMT
If u join my Message Board, maybe u cud post these there too...
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ambrazayn
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Post by ambrazayn on Jan 1, 2006 16:43:59 GMT
ok
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Post by AB on Jan 1, 2006 17:55:16 GMT
Thanx!
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Post by ~phoenix~song~ on Jan 7, 2006 15:46:53 GMT
pleasure - i love Fatty Potter - but does my comment count?  |
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